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[jasonn.insanejournal.com]

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[jasonn.insanejournal.com]

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[jasonn.insanejournal.com]

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[christianc.insanejournal.com]

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you're my spirit animal chris

[christianc.insanejournal.com]

Life advice.

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[christianc.insanejournal.com]

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[kalms.insanejournal.com]

thought it might be a good idea to show my face here!

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no

[kalms.insanejournal.com]

am i the first girl?

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it needed a feminine touch

[kalms.insanejournal.com]

and i want to be the girl who gets you to page two.

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i think i can live with that

[kalms.insanejournal.com]

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[kalms.insanejournal.com]

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[bfc.insanejournal.com]

prove it

[kalms.insanejournal.com]

most of the time i'm just the cool girl.

[bfc.insanejournal.com]

if you're wondering if i'm responding to all of these then the answer is i fucking plan to

[kalms.insanejournal.com]

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[kalms.insanejournal.com]

i was never the cool girl.

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liar

[kalms.insanejournal.com]

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that girl who likes horses? that girl who wears a velvet cape to school?

[kalms.insanejournal.com]

that girl who gets to page two!

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SLAMMED by page 2

[kalms.insanejournal.com]

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[bfc.insanejournal.com]

for what it's worth i was rooting for you

[kalms.insanejournal.com]

at least you have spam.

[bfc.insanejournal.com]

so i have this weird cousin and what i mean when i say weird is that on a scale of me to like, tom cruise jumping on the couch on oprah, he pretty clearly tips the scale. that's an extreme scale ok. so we go camping one time and we're all roasting marshmallows and stuff, and he reaches into his bag and pulls out probably three cans of spam and we all have to sit there and smell him baking some shitbacon spam i don't remember i thought you'd wanna hear this

[kalms.insanejournal.com]

my spam is lonely.

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i'm on it

[kalms.insanejournal.com]

but i kind of like that?

[bfc.insanejournal.com]

too damn bad kali life's unfair

[kalms.insanejournal.com]

cause it's make me that girl who no spam!

[bfc.insanejournal.com]

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