conceal, don't feel newamsterdam

[bentleyc]

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[bfc.insanejournal.com]

so i have this weird cousin and what i mean when i say weird is that on a scale of me to like, tom cruise jumping on the couch on oprah, he pretty clearly tips the scale. that's an extreme scale ok. so we go camping one time and we're all roasting marshmallows and stuff, and he reaches into his bag and pulls out probably three cans of spam and we all have to sit there and smell him baking some shitbacon spam i don't remember i thought you'd wanna hear this

[kalms.insanejournal.com]

ew. spam just looks gross! i never ate it, but that can, i swear every time i see it, i'm grossed out by it! who buys that stuff?! i mean, if the world were ending and everyone was going crazy and trying to survive, i'd probably go into the store and get some....maybe ....that's a big maybe!

[bfc.insanejournal.com]

you have a lot of feelings about spam. i find that relatable

[kalms.insanejournal.com]

i think we might have a lot of things in common that we can talk about in our fort.