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Somebody has to be first, guess it'll be me.

your enthusiasm is both radiant and embarrassing

Embarrassing? Well all right. Not for me, but if it is for you that means I should do more of it.

shh i'm trying to find your gif personification

I'm a Terminator! A cheesy one too.

God, I can't let Christian be the only face in here. He'll never get off his high horse.

I had the opportunity to turn this into a poop themed spam and I failed.

But you know what. I learned a very wise lesson: Never ever search Tumblr for "poop". Hilarity will not ensue.

if you think that ship hasn't already sailed let me tell you about the time he hashtagged ben franklin

#bitcheslovebifocals

wOw jusT aDdINg thiS To mY NOteboOk oF fEar you fuckjsdflksjdf

#yankinforfranklin

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