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oh, you messed up now. i'm gonna hurt you, b!

FiGHT mE

you don't want that. i will kick your shins and it will hurt bad!

OMG i want that! NOW. that's a suit of those bubbly poppy things?!? you know what i'm talking about? BUBBLE WRAP. that's what it's called!

those bubbly poppy things

hey, no fair! i was having a moment. i couldn't think of the name of them.

petition to literally never call them anything else

i will not be signing that petition! and you never answered me! is that a bubble wrap suit because if so, i need one!

that is a bubble wrap suit and i will duct tape those bubbly poppy things all over your body if i have to

score! i want you to put it all over!

bubble wrap house

we should totally bubble wrap my roommates room!

CAN WE!?

we totally can. he's been spending the night with his very special friend. you'll have to stop me from popping them, though!

what if you came home and your room was covered in pre-popped bubble wrap

NOPE! i wouldn't have it. i would cry, i would throw a fit, i would pinch your cheeks and then kiss them.