dog slut

so i have this weird cousin and what i mean when i say weird is that on a scale of me to like, tom cruise jumping on the couch on oprah, he pretty clearly tips the scale. that's an extreme scale ok. so we go camping one time and we're all roasting marshmallows and stuff, and he reaches into his bag and pulls out probably three cans of spam and we all have to sit there and smell him baking some shitbacon spam i don't remember i thought you'd wanna hear this