quick question for you. what's it like being married to a serial killer?
the pillows she makes from their hair, they're really..oh i thought you asked me what the best part was
hey did i just get lucky on page 7, or what?
someone told me it was your birthday, so HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
It's your birthday?! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! I hope you have such a freaking great day, friend!
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww by the way, why are they breaking up all my choice childhood couples??

put your face over that james spader
yeah his song was sheryl crow's my favorite mistake
what the hell was life without the internet?
seeing through phones was groundbreaking technology
A song for a song (https://youtu.be/RjIMqfWDPC4).
is this the rough draft for my headstone
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