bentleyc | conceal, don't feel newamsterdam

yessss

my pile is 1000 papers that say IOU

lmao i would share

you make it rain i make it hail

lmfao or you can pick up what i drop

i feel like the post-recession banks & you're barack obama

ummm?

i'm sorry i dug that joke out of where it was buried in 2008

rofl okayyy

can you balance 30k on your head?

wanna find out

do you?

might be my calling

idk if i can get that much cash

I CAN put my credit card on your head tho

put the keys to a mercedes up there

i dont have a mercedes i can do my new car tho

oh yeah what'd you get

audi a5, merry birthday

i KNEW. I KNEW it was going to be an audi goddammit

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DID YOU SEE OUR DOG

I DID she would pribably lick it all up

she has affluent taste

OK I'M POOR BUT I'M HAPPY