fuck people & their fancy showers..like they're so much better than you
someone told me it was your birthday, so HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
It's your birthday?! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! I hope you have such a freaking great day, friend!
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww by the way, why are they breaking up all my choice childhood couples??
Because we live in a cynical world of love haters.

put your face over that james spader
she's really trying to play with me
gaga oh la la
want your bad bromance
want your bad bromance
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